Offseting: not just for carbon anymore!
May 27th, 2007
Introducing: CheatNeutral :
Jealousy and heartbreak are a natural part of modern life. And sometimes, no matter how hard we try, it’s just not possible to be faithful.
At Cheatneutral, we believe that we should all try to reduce the amount we cheat on our partners, but we also realise that fidelity isn’t always possible.
That’s why we help you neutralise your cheating. Your actions are offset by a global network of fidelity, developed by us. By paying Cheatneutral, you’re funding monogamy-boosting offset projects - we simply invest the money you give us in monogamous, faithful or just plain single people, to encourage them to stay that way.
Will all the married guys lurking on dating sites please give generously and help make our world a better place!
OK, so it’s actually a joke to make a statement about how carbon offsetting is a joke, but I still love it 
(Thanks to Roy for this one)
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